Just for fun
  1. Dormitory = Dirty Room
  2. Astronomer = Moon Starer
  3. Desperation = A Rope Ends It
  4. The Eyes = They See
  5. George Bush = He Bugs Gore
  6. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
  7. Slot Machines = Cash Lost In Me
  8. Animosity = Is No Amity
  9. Election Results = Lies - Let's Recount
  10. Mother-In-Law = Woman Hitler
  11. A Decimal Point = I'm A Dot In Place
  12. Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One
  13. President Clinton Of The USA = To Copulate He Finds Interns