There was a man
Who bought a cat
He fed it well
It got so fat
He had to stroke it with a broom
And when it purred it shook the room

Eating eating
He couldnt stop
Growing growing
Until he went pop

One day outside
A dog it saw
And went along
To shake a paw
The dog just gave a frightened pant
He thought it was an elephant

Ever so nice
whispered Sugar and Spice