Letter from College


Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$
and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I
need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card,
a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are
eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt
forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task,
and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad













Letter from College 


      Dear Dad,
     
      School is really great.  I am making lots of friends   
      and studying very hard.
     
      With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I     
      need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card,  
      as I would love to hear from you.
     
      Love,
          Your son.



     
      Dear Son,
     
      I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are   
      enough to keep even an honor student busy.  Do not       
      forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task,    
      and you can never study enough.
     
      Love,
          Dad











Boat Rental


No. 99, your time is up. Please come in IMMEDIATELY.
No. 99, your time is up. Please come in IMMEDIATELY.

No. 66, are you having some problems?

Miser


Trusted Friends: Priest, Doctor, Lawyer

Lawyer: I threw in the FULL AMOUNT in a personal check

Stray Dog in Campus


Stray dogs all over campus... one wander into a Professor's class

Professor: "If you want to remain in this class,

you must behave like the rest of the students."

Stray Dog: Curled up, and went promptly to sleep.







Demanding Zoologist Professor


Professor: For the exam, you MUST be able to tell a bird's species


Professor: WHAT is your name?

Student, pulling on pants to show feet: "Look at my feet"

Boyfriend Blues...


Girl to Friend: My Dad disapproves of every boyfriend I bring back?

Friend's Advice: Easy!

Bring a guy who looks exactly like your Dad!
He'll be sure to like him!

Friend: So, did you do it? How did it go?

Girl: I did! And this time my Mum don't like him!









Powerful Trees in Computer Science


Room-mate: Can you make a 9?

CS-Student: Tree + Treee + Tree = 9


Room-mate: Can you make 99?

CS-Student: Dirty-Tree + Dirty-Tree + Dirty-Tree = 99


Room-mate: I'm sure you can't make a 100!

CS-Student: Dirty-Tree-and-a-"dirt" ...

Three Expectant Fathers...


Three expectanct fathers outside delivery room...









Trick Question...


Question: If I meet someone who is

a son of your father, but not a brother of yours, who is he?

Answer: Why, that's myself!

Lazy Employee...

Boss: "Tell me, how long has that guy worked for us?"

Manager: He didn't work here. He was just delivering a package.

Hunter and Fisherman...


Question: What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

Answer: A hunter lies in wait while a fisherman waits and lies.

More Fisherman...


Wife: How many fish did you say you caught last Saturday?

Fisherman: I brought home six beauties. Why?

Wife: Just as I thought.

The fish market made a mistake and is trying to bill us for eight!









What is Pi


How accurately do you know Pi?