The 23rd Channel
The T V is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the faith.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christian responsibilities,
there weill be no interruption for the T V is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It annoints my head with humanism and consumerism, my coveting runneth over;
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me
all the days of my life and I shall dwell
in the house watching T V Forever..
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