TWO-FACE struggled in vain. His sack was resting next to him but the cactus didn't seem to be moving. Perhaps she still hasn't recovered from the shock of being slammed against the door.

"You have trespassed my territory." LiQuid! drawled.

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        It is beyond the author's imagination why an exclamation mark exist behind
        LiQuid!'s name. It makes typing difficult and incomprehensive.
        Please refer to LiQuid! himself for answers.
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"Your territory?" Two-Face stared at him in disbelief.

"This is the land of IRM, and I am the king here. How dare you capture your king and claim this as your own land?"

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        IRM - iscs.rec.moods
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LiQuid! laughed and ignored the man with two faces. He had heard of the king. It had been rumoured that the king had never stepped out of his palace. The boy didn't even know where fishes came from!

"Our king is nothing but a spoiled young man who kept tossing his coin simply because he couldn't even make up his mind about the simplest decision! Are you sure you are that useless bum?"

Two-Face blinked at his captor. He didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. It was apparent that LiQuid! thought very little of him and that he wasn't aware of his real identity. Two-Face thought of a way to convince his captor that he was indeed the king so that he would be set free.

"He mentioned the coin, didn't he?" Two-Face thought.

He tried to reach for his pocket so that he could produce the coin. After much difficulty he found it and pulled it out.

"This is your proof. I am the king of IRM, Two-Face of Arkham Asylum."

Expecting to be released immediately, Two-Face had a shock when LiQuid! laughed in his face(s).

"You are the king? This is great news! I've always dreamt of killing the king with my own bare hands. Hahaha!!!"

With that, LiQuid! strolled off, still shouting his laughter.

Knowing that he didn't have much time to live, Two-Face bowed his head in silence. He had no idea that his people thought so little of him. A useless bum who can't make his own decisions? Two-Face sighed.

Meanwhile, the huge rescue team hurried as fast as they could so that they could catch up with Two-Face in time before he got captured by the psychopath.

Too late, they thought as they saw LiQuid! coming out of his cave with a sack in his hands. They knew that Two-Face was in his hands as they saw Cactus being emptied onto the ground.

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        We shall not go into the details of Cactus' welfare since there may be
        some underaged readers.
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Ro let out an anguished shout as he rushed forward to collect his precious cactus. Phoenix Hawk tried to grab hold of him but all he got was the tail of Ro's robe.

LiQuid! heard Ro and all **** broke loose.

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        **** another word for netherworld.
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Lightning struck and thunder clapped.

"Big deal!" Ro shouted at LiQuid!. "Anything you can do I can do better!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

Before Ro could form another proper word, he could feel himself....melting! He looked down at his feet and to his horror, he saw his feet disappearing.

"Feel the metallic power of LiQuid!"

Very soon, what was left of Ro was just a puddle of fluid.

"A psychopath eh?" piLLow said wryly.

"Well, Grandpa Tweet didn't mention that he possesses magical powers!" Phoenix Hawk argued defensively.

Sid came out of the bush they were hiding from and spoke.

"We are here to find Two-Face. Hand him over now and there will be no more casualties."

"Two-Face is mine! Come and get him if you want him!"

LiQuid! pointed at Sid, who dodged before he suffered Ro's fate.

Sunshinee threw her hammer at LiQuid! but before it reached him, the hammer turned into a metallic puddle.

Phoenix Hawk frowned as he tried to think of a way to attack LiQuid!.

"Are there any more of you hiding somewhere? Come out now and meet thy fate!"

Phoenix Hawk had an idea suddenly and motioned SuperMario to attack him while he distract him by flying around.

Before SuperMario could protest (and announce that he had no weapons) the tweet flapped his wings and up he went.

While LiQuid! made attempts to turn Phoenix Hawk to bird soup, SuperMario tried all ways to think of a solution. His frustration escalated and he kicked a stone. To his surprise, a mushroom rose out of the stone!

SuperMario swallowed the mushroom and lo and behold! He grew twice his size.

"A flower!" piLLow exclaimed. "He needs a flower to fire!"

        ----------------------------Note to readers--------------------------------
        What piLLow actually meant was that SuperMario needed to consume a flower
        before he could attain fireballs.
        For more details please refer to the simple algo coded in part 1.
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Where on earth are our heroes going to find flowers in the jungle? Particuarly flowers that rise out of rocks?