"GET up you miserable slop!" LiQuid! was furious. Two-Face woke up from his slumber and wondered if it was time to leave this world. He was surprised to see LiQuid! suffering from what seemed like first degree burns. "Your Highness!" SuperMario rushed into the cave. Two-Face couldn't describe the relief and joy he felt when he saw Phoenix Hawk and piLLow close behind the palace physician. "You are all going to drown with me...muahahahaha!!!!" LiQuid! let out a horrible laughter before sealing the only exit in the cave. To their disbelief, they witness LiQuid! dissolving right before their very eyes. The strange thing was that he seemed to take a very long time to melt and even before he was half done with melting, the water level was at their shoulder. -----------------------------Note to readers------------------------------- Scientifically speaking it is not possible to produce a huge amount of fluid enough to flood a cave of a reasonable size. The only conclusion is that LiQuid! had been an iceberg. Now since that was not the case, and plus the fact that this story was never meant to make sense anyway, let's just dismiss all scientific logic from our minds and get on with the story. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- piLLow hated getting wet but now it seemed that it was inevitable. "We are going to drown." Phoenix Hawk declared. "Not if I can help it." Sid announced. With that, he screamed at the top of his lungs. "PATRICK!!! HELP!!!!!!!" A short distance away, Patrick heard Prince Sid's shout of distress. He took the pancake on Hornie's horn and threw it towards the cave. Bee Bee flew after the pancake.....and ran right through the cave. Everybody was choking. Well, almost all. Except Two-Face. He hadn't had such a fun time with water since....well, he couldn't remember. LiQuid! was left to melt in the sun as all our heroes and kings and animals walked away from the jungle. "What's going to happen to Bee Bee now?" "The magician is gone. There is no one who can bring Ro back to life." "What about the crystal apples?" piLLow wondered. "Crystal apples?" Two-Face stared in surprise at the identical crystal balls in SuperMario's hands. "Where did you get the other one?" "Ro had it with him all along." "Ro..." Two-Face listened in shock. "My brother..." "Your what???" "My mother had 2 crystal apples. She wanted to give one to me and one to my younger brother. However, when my brother had been a month old, a wicked wizard stole him and the 2 crystal apples. Many years later, one of my friends brought me one of the crystal apples and told me that he wanted to give it to me as a gift. I asked him where and how he came by it and he told me he had a duel with a wizard and he had won it. I tried to track down the wizard but he was killed before I could find him. I thought my brother had died..." Two-Face was lost in his thoughts. "Perhaps the crystal apples could revive him." Sunshinee suggested. Two-Face looked at Sunshinee sadly. "The crystal apples are good for predicting the whereabouts of people. They do not have healing powers." "Yes, they do." This came from Cactus. "Crystals in powder form are good medication for health. Grind the two crystal apples into powder and mix them with Ro's remains. The spell will be broken." ---------------------------Note to readers--------------------------------- Wait a minute, Cactus was confusing jade with crystal but, what the heck, this story is getting way too long and let's just carry on with the story. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What spell?" ---------------------------Note to readers--------------------------------- Yeah, what spell? Never mind, the above still applies so let's carry on with the story. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ro's puddle was brought back to Arkham Asylum and the crystal apples were grounded into powder. Sure enough, Ro solidified and came back to life. ----------------------------Note to readers-------------------------------- Solidification? The author can hear jeering from the readers now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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